disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS
B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN
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timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 


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Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Porphyria R’lyeh (via mofobian)

(Source: curvesincolor)

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cl0thes0ff:

Vaniitymassacre.tumblr.com
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dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents


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timetobe-me:

Outside a gym in central London!
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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image


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my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Source: territorialcreep)


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sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.


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Tease the fuck out of me.

ccc0urtney:

Pin me down and gently drag your lips and fingertips all over my skin. Put your mouth on my neck and use your teeth to send chills down my spine. Climb on top of me. Look deep into my eyes. Press that cunning smile against my wanting lips. Bite my lip. Make me whimper. Pull my hair. Help me let out some sweet little moans for you. Whisper in my ear everything you could do to me, everything you want to do to me…then don’t. Make me want it. Make my body beg for it.


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